Pants Are Bullshit Tee
We at The Chivery, along with our buddies over at Buy Me Brunch agree that on most days, pants are unnecesary and straight up annoying.
The Pants Are Bullshit T-Shirt is perfect for those lazy days, large pizzas, and Netflix binges.
How Does It Fit
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Take Care of Your Shit
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
Get the Specs
50/25/25 poly/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
| CHEST SIZE (in) | CHEST (in) | LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 35 - 37 | 18 1/4 | 27 1/2 |
| M | 38 - 40 | 19 3/4 | 28 1/2 |
| L | 41 - 43 | 21 1/4 | 29 1/2 |
| XL | 44 - 47 | 22 3/4 | 30 1/2 |
| 2XL | 48 - 51 | 24 3/4 | 31 1/2 |
| 3XL | 52 - 54 | 26 3/4 | 32 1/2 |
| Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide | |||
We at The Chivery, along with our buddies over at Buy Me Brunch agree that on most days, pants are unnecesary and straight up annoying.
The Pants Are Bullshit T-Shirt is perfect for those lazy days, large pizzas, and Netflix binges.
How Does It Fit
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Take Care of Your Shit
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
Get the Specs
50/25/25 poly/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
| CHEST SIZE (in) | CHEST (in) | LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 35 - 37 | 18 1/4 | 27 1/2 |
| M | 38 - 40 | 19 3/4 | 28 1/2 |
| L | 41 - 43 | 21 1/4 | 29 1/2 |
| XL | 44 - 47 | 22 3/4 | 30 1/2 |
| 2XL | 48 - 51 | 24 3/4 | 31 1/2 |
| 3XL | 52 - 54 | 26 3/4 | 32 1/2 |
| Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide | |||
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We at The Chivery, along with our buddies over at Buy Me Brunch agree that on most days, pants are unnecesary and straight up annoying.
The Pants Are Bullshit T-Shirt is perfect for those lazy days, large pizzas, and Netflix binges.
How Does It Fit
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Take Care of Your Shit
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
Get the Specs
50/25/25 poly/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
| CHEST SIZE (in) | CHEST (in) | LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 35 - 37 | 18 1/4 | 27 1/2 |
| M | 38 - 40 | 19 3/4 | 28 1/2 |
| L | 41 - 43 | 21 1/4 | 29 1/2 |
| XL | 44 - 47 | 22 3/4 | 30 1/2 |
| 2XL | 48 - 51 | 24 3/4 | 31 1/2 |
| 3XL | 52 - 54 | 26 3/4 | 32 1/2 |
| Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide | |||
